23.1.12

Drive the route.

Last weeks paper route snuck up on me so fast. My Pops-in-law came up and spent the week with us helping paint the nursery, all the cupboards, trims, and doors in the kitchen, and cleaning the floors. It was a busy week, and all of a sudden it was Thursday. It would seem that God thinks it's hilarious to send a blizzard every week like clockwork the day I have to lug newspapers a mile up the road. Sooo, because of the weather and the housework, I drove the route. I'm disappointed in myself for several reasons:
  1. Exercosity: The amount, breadth, and consistency in which I exercised.. none, narrow, and slim.
  2. Gastro-economical loss-...age: Yes, it probably cost more than I earned to drive up the road and back...Suck it haters and tree huggers.
  3. Poketastrophe: My Pops-in-law likes to poke fun at me for having this paper route, and always says, "I'm not telling anyone you have a paper route *deep belly laugh* - 'my son-in-law who's a successful photographer took up a paper route' - yeah right!" This was all made worse by the fact that I used his truck to drive my route.. beeteedoubleyou, he's never understood me..
  4. Lack of Photoprocity: Due to the speed in which I did my paper route, I had no time to take photos or video to share with you all!
Since I have nothing creative or interesting to share with you, I decided to show you my favorite youtube video of all time. If you don't find it funny the first time, just keep hitting replay.

Have a good one!

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